Cartoon Cuisine
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Marge’s Jelly Bean Cookies
I had reservations about these jelly bean cookies from the start. Don’t get me wrong, I think jelly beans are tasty, but I don’t really think they belong in an oven since they will melt and get all over the place. Plus, Kearney says the cookies sucks and what possible reason could he have to…
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Vodka and Mayonnaise
Homer has a lot of eating related vices, but one of the more glaring is that he eats mayonnaise a lot more often then he should. And, based on today’s post, has drank Vodka and Mayonnaise at least once. There are at least two other occasions where Homer just straight up eats mayonnaise from the…
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Big John’s Breakfast Log
What exactly makes a breakfast log? These are the philosophical questions that keep me up at night. Based on this episode, Big John’s Breakfast Log appears to just be a giant sausage. It’s not like a breakfast burrito or other similarly shaped log foods. So I went with the obvious and made a mini version…
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No Fuss, No Muss: Honey Roasted Peanuts
I’m a big fan of Eats Like A Duck. I find it to be one of the more delightful sites on all the web, and the fact it isn’t more popular is baffling. Baffling, I tells ya! I mean this sincerely. What happened to my hand, you ask? I believe it was a boaking accident.…
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Church Picnic Deviled Eggs
Easter is a time to dye eggs all kinds of weird colors for some reason and then you immediately wonder what you’re going to do with two dozen hard boiled eggs. You could make Church Picnic Deviled Eggs…and then immediately throw them at an incapacitated man. Has there ever been a better food item for chucking…
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Reverend Lovejoy’s Stigmuffins
Happy Easter! And what better way to celebrate the resurrection of some people’s lord and savior than by making a dessert related to a horrible form of torture and execution? That’s right, it’s time for some Stigmuffins! Before anyone gets offended by this recipe, please note that it was created by a Reverend, so that means…
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