Cartoon Cuisine
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Champagne and SlimFast
Making a Champagne and SlimFast shows that Krusty has apparently learned his lesson from “Krusty Gets Kancelled” where he gained all that weight: Krusty: I thought I’d get into shape. So I’ve been drinking nothing but milkshakes. Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes? Now Krusty is able to stay in healthy while also continuing his…
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Tuna Noodle Casserole – Without Hashish
On October 17, 2018 pot will be legal in Canada. I mean, there’s a bunch of rules and restrictions and such – but it’s going to be a lot more legal than most other places throughout the world. So because I am a law abiding citizen, I made a conventional tuna noodle casserole without hashish.…
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Krusty’s Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage
I know it’s a joke, but Eddie kind of has a point here. According to the Wikipedia definition, a milkshake is: “a sweet, cold beverage which is usually made from milk, ice cream, or iced milk, and flavorings or sweeteners such as butterscotch, caramel sauce, chocolate syrup, or fruit syrup.” So there are a lot…
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Grandma Mildred’s Sugar Cookies from Futurama
“Roswell that Ends Well” is an Emmy-winning episode of Futurama that began as an idea for an “Anthology of Interest” short. We’re all grateful (all of us) that it was expanded into its own full episode, because the season four premiere is a tour-de-force that features a joke equal parts hilarious and disgusting, as we…
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Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili
Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili is obviously not that spicy, it’s Flanders after all. However, I wasn’t sure how to quantify how many “alarms” a chili could have, that is until I found this boxed chili mix! The initial instructions for the chili are “Texas style”, calling for meat and tomato sauce, plus the spices that…
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Marge’s Homemade Pepsi
Oh Marge, always thinking of your children and always being frugal. But really what kid in their right mind would bring Marge’s Homemade to a school dance? I would guess that thick, homemade beverages are not really something today’s youth are into. Is Marge so out of touch…no, it’s the children who are wrong. Ingredients…
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