Category: The Simpsons
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Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili
Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili is obviously not that spicy, it’s Flanders after all. However, I wasn’t sure how to quantify how many “alarms” a chili could have, that is until I found this boxed chili mix! The initial instructions for the chili are “Texas style”, calling for meat and tomato sauce, plus the spices that…
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Marge’s Homemade Pepsi
Oh Marge, always thinking of your children and always being frugal. But really what kid in their right mind would bring Marge’s Homemade to a school dance? I would guess that thick, homemade beverages are not really something today’s youth are into. Is Marge so out of touch…no, it’s the children who are wrong. Ingredients…
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Steamed Limes
In this episode Marge goes on a crusade against sugar and gets it banned from Springfield to try and make everyone healthier. That plot makes sense, Marge is always trying to improve people. But her dessert of choice once sugar is banned are Steamed Limes? Limes are a fruit yes, but why can’t everyone just have…
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Moe Madness Final Bracket
Remember when I started that Moe Madness bracket all the way back in March? No? Yeah, it seems like I kind of didn’t remember either. Anyway, I did manage to make all the entries and here are my final, definitive results in the Moe Madness Final Bracket: In a stunning victory Moe’s Hobo Chicken Chili beats…
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Million Dollar Birthday Fries
Ok, yes, I didn’t put the Million Dollar Birthday Fries basket on my head. I had enough trouble just getting the sparklers to work because they set off the fire alarm in my house – oh and the alarm told me that both fire AND carbon dioxide were detected. I’m frantically trying to get a…
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Guilt Free Steak-Fish Fillets
Before I got into the Guilt Free Steak-Fish Fillets preparation and cooking, I needed to do some research – because what is a steak-fish exactly? Is there such a thing as bottom-feeding suction eel? Also, spoiler alert: I bought ready to serve eel. Because skinning and gutting an eel…look I just wasn’t in the mood.…