Category: The Simpsons
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Texas Style Chili and Ginger Ale
It’s very hot where I live right now and I really want some ice cream, or at least enjoy sitting in a nice pool-mobile filled with Epson salts. I guess I will have to settle for some Texas Style Chili and Ginger Ale for reasons I’m not entirely clear on. Apparently, locals in Texas call…
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Shut Up Becky!
Marge: Now, Lisa’s going through this phase where she doesn’t eat any meat. So, I usually sneak a little meat juice into her vegetables. Becky: Wow, you’re a real live Martha Stewart, I mean, without the evil. May I? Mmm…yummers. Marge: Nobody’s ever called my gravy yummers before! Becky: You know what would be really…
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Lemonade
I think The Simpsons writers are real Lemonade enthusiasts, because this beverage comes up as a plot point more often than you might realize. Of course, the most obvious example is from the classic episode Lemon of Troy, which includes one of my all time favorite jokes: “Wait a minute, there’s a lemon behind that…
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Champagne and SlimFast
Making a Champagne and SlimFast shows that Krusty has apparently learned his lesson from “Krusty Gets Kancelled” where he gained all that weight: Krusty: I thought I’d get into shape. So I’ve been drinking nothing but milkshakes. Lisa: You mean those diet milkshakes? Now Krusty is able to stay in healthy while also continuing his…
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Tuna Noodle Casserole – Without Hashish
On October 17, 2018 pot will be legal in Canada. I mean, there’s a bunch of rules and restrictions and such – but it’s going to be a lot more legal than most other places throughout the world. So because I am a law abiding citizen, I made a conventional tuna noodle casserole without hashish.…
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Krusty’s Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage
I know it’s a joke, but Eddie kind of has a point here. According to the Wikipedia definition, a milkshake is: “a sweet, cold beverage which is usually made from milk, ice cream, or iced milk, and flavorings or sweeteners such as butterscotch, caramel sauce, chocolate syrup, or fruit syrup.” So there are a lot…