Category: The Simpsons
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Springfield Retirement Castle Kidney Mush
Boo! Exit to your left. It’s almost Halloween and what is more terrifying than the grim possibility of living out your golden years in a retirement home eating mushed up foods? Kidney Mush does not sound appealing, as either a food or a medical condition, so why does Homer engage in violent wheelchair racing just to eat…
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Happy Birthday Magaggie Cake
Has it really been one year? Yes it has. Has it? Yes. In honor of the blog turning one year old, I made a Happy Birthday Magaggie Cake. Kind of. I mean, I tried to make it but it didn’t turn out exactly like I wanted. It is clear that Homer is physically picking up the cake pieces…
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Square Pancakes
Why, oh why, would the waffle iron be the in shop I wonder? Perhaps because it’s coated in a sticky sweet mess of pancake batter, caramel and liquid smoke. Whatever the cause, it seems the Simpsons family (or at least Lisa) favors waffles over pancakes since Lisa is pretty disappointed to get square pancakes instead…
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Monkey’s Paw Turkey Sandwich
Besides not asking for dry turkey, Homer also did not ask for tomato on his sandwich. Plus I would assume bacon was extra? And yet there it is, a extra ingredient added by the Monkey’s Paw to the turkey sandwich on rye. I know that Homer didn’t specifically ask for it, but the addition of…
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Milhouse’s Vaseline on Toast
First of all, I love that Bart is oddly intrigued at the idea of Milhouse’s Vaseline on Toast! Perhaps it runs in the family? One of the longest running jokes on The Simpsons is that Homer will eat basically anything. In fact, I can name two other instances where he specifically eats a Petroleum based…
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Octuplets Banana Bread
Apu’s rants are one of my favorite things about The Simpsons. While nothing compares to his “What were you thinking!?” take down of Principal Skinner and Billy and the Cloneasaurus, his rant against Marge’s Banana Bread is pretty good too. We don’t actually get a shot of the banana bread in this episode, just a…