Category: The Simpsons

  • Flanders Family Non-Fat Ice Milk

    Flanders Family Non-Fat Ice Milk

    There’s a lot of dairy related humor going on in Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily – which is one of my personal favorite episodes I might add. First we’ve got Nachos Flanders Style, but as George Harrison would say “it’s been done”. And so I needed to figure out how to make Flanders Family Non-Fat Ice Milk. Which meant…

  • Frank Grimes Special Dietetic Lunch

    Frank Grimes Special Dietetic Lunch

    There was a good discussion on the Facebook page surrounding what exactly would go into Frank Grimes Special Dietetic Lunch. Everyone agreed that Grimes likely needed a special dietetic lunch ever since he was involved in that silo explosion. Learning to feel pain again doesn’t usually go well with eating spicy or adventurous foods. Lunch suggestions…

  • Chowdah

    Chowdah

    This is one of those recipes that is more hilarious as a concept then it is as a food. I have no idea if my chowder, I’m sorry, chowdah soup can be considered “authentic” or not. Especially since I took my inspiration from about five different recipes. What I can tell you is this is…

  • Homer’s Lawnmower

    Homer’s Lawnmower

    So first of all, I didn’t make the Rum and Zinc – I only made Homer’s Lawnmower. Here are my reasons: I’m thankful that I live in live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc. No way am I depleting the precious zinc supply by trying to dissolve…

  • Hi-C and Fluffernutters

    Hi-C and Fluffernutters

    I always strive to make my recipes as close to the show Simpsons as possible. That’s pretty much the whole point of this thing. But sometimes geography gets in the way. And by that I mean that Hi-C basically doesn’t exist where I live, which is why this recipe is considered “Hi-C” and Fluffernutters. Instead…

  • The Bully Chase Snack

    The Bully Chase Snack

    Since I wasn’t technically a NERRRRRRRRDDD in school I never had to flee from bullies. Thus I never had to eat such a bizarre snack as a hard boiled egg and prune juice. But from a nutritional standpoint, should you eat The Bully Chase Snack after you’ve been running while wearing shoes that correct fallen…