Category: The Simpsons
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Five Pounds of Spaghetti Compressed into One Handy, Mouth-Sized Bar
We all know that eating two spaghetti meals in one day is something to be worried about. Well, it’s something that Milhouse’s dad is worried about anyway. But what about eating a spaghetti meal in concentrated bar form? Would making a compressed spaghetti bar unleash its awesome power and allow me to climb a mountain?…
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A 10 Pound Bag of Flour
Homer’s eating habits are one of my main sources of inspiration for this blog. However, this recipe wasn’t really on my to do pile (I have a to-do pile?!) until a loyal reader requested it. So I guess it’s time to eat a 10 pound bag of flour? If only I had my sugar bag…
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Twinkie Aged for 10 Years
I have my doubts about making a Twinkie Aged for 10 Years in the hopes that it will turn into liquor. Mostly because if this article is to be believed a 40-year-old Twinkie looks pretty similar to a one month old Twinkie. Plus, in “making” this drink I have already managed to debunk a completely…
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Mr. Burns Welcome Homer Cake
I thought I’d be able to find other examples of Mr. Burns Welcome Homer Cake online, but sadly I could only find examples of a cake that LOOKED like it. Pssh, amateurs. Being the dedicated Simpsons recipe re-creator that I am, I needed to somehow make a cake that both looked and tasted as authentic…
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Exciting Celery Soup
Marge sure does like her celery. Between this soup and the boiled variety, it seems like she is a fan of this incredibly bland…I mean EXCITING vegetable. And even though I don’t personally find celery soup that exciting, I did find this recipe tasty! Based on the episode, it looks like Marge uses celery, carrots,…
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Stolen Flanders Eggs
Homer: I’m sorry, I can’t eat these. Flanders has freshly-pooped eggs, orange as a sunset over a field of ripe Doritos, while these…look, I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking: store eggs are yellow. They’re yellow eggs, Marge. Yellow. Homer: Boy, I won’t live long enough to teach you about sex, but I’ll be…