Category: The Simpsons
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Recipe Redo: Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular
I made Moe’s Super Sunday Brunch Spectacular last year and some readers objected because I didn’t go “official” with the ingredients. Based on the episode, it seems pretty obvious that the bread is supposed to be Wonder Bread and the bologna should be one of those round package styles. So that’s what I made this…
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Chester J. Lampwick Foods – Part One
Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it. Chester J. Lampwick: Those blintzes were terrible. Krusty: Paint my fence! Chester J. Lampwick: Make me. – The Day the Violence Died (The Simpsons Season 7 – Episode 18) What I love about the exchange between Chester J.…
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The Bell Pepper Diet
Confession time: I might have overdone things during my Window to Weight Gain series. Apparently a diet consisting of the neglected food groups can lead to things like “gasping for breath when you get up from a chair” and “the doctor’s going to take my foot off”. So in the interest of eating healthy I’m going…
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Flander’s Family Foodily-Doodily
The Flanders Family are well known for their bland, boring food. The plain “Popsicle” was a reader request; but then I started thinking about other Flanders foods. I didn’t think any of these recipes really qualified for their own separate blog entry. So I decided to group them together into a bunch of Foodily-Doodily. Now…
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No Fuss, No Muss: A Spanish Peanut
The skin is one of the defining features of a Spanish peanut. By wanting a Spanish peanut without the skin, Mr. Burns is basically just asking for a plain peanut – BUT he wants Smithers to go through the extra effort of removing the skin for him. That’s the joke. I feel like I should break…
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Window to Weight Gain – And The Rest
And now we come to the end of our Window to Weight Gain series. And what a long, strange, fattening journey it’s been! By now you should be eating Pop Tart sandwiches for lunch and be gorging on entire containers of Chubbb while watching tv. However, there were a few items that I’ve bunched together…