Category: Snacks

As previously noted, Marge tries to show her love for her family through food and that effort is once again completely disregarded by Bart. If this episode proves anything it’s that Bart chooses to stop eating junk food and lose weight because it has bankrupted his family, not because he cares about his health. Anyway,…

Happy (almost) Independence Day! And by that I mean happy independence day to any American readers. Anyone else who is reading this probably doesn’t care about July 4. In honor of this special occasion I had to make the most patriotic food I could think of: a fresh batch of America Balls! So this is…

Chicken wings are one of the greatest pot luck foods, dare I say even better than loaferole? When trying to recreate Marge’s Wasabi Buffalo Wings I wanted them to taste “Eastern” (whatever that means) while also being as bright green as possible to match the foods appearance in the episode. Fortunately, wasabi paste is already…

According to the packaging Bubble Crum is “Crun-Chewy”, which sounds just awful. So when making this recipe, I made sure to include a cracker that was crunchy. I went with Ryvita crackers, although I doubt Homer would seek out something so healthy. Still, his interest in combining gum with other foods is well documented, so…

So apparently Easy Cheese is not available for sale in the country that I currently reside (aka not America). So, I had to improvise to make the Happy Cracker Snack Platter and replaced Easy Cheese with Cheez Whiz. Now, I’m no scientician, but I have to tell you that both of these products can barely…

One of my favorite parts about going to house parties are the horse doovers that will be served. Although I’ve never seen anything like the Enjoy Our Party Snacks Boy Our Party Sucks Appetizers and now I know why. Preparing snacks for party guests can be a lot of work and people might not always appreciate all the…