Category: Snacks

Easter is a time to dye eggs all kinds of weird colors for some reason and then you immediately wonder what you’re going to do with two dozen hard boiled eggs. You could make Church Picnic Deviled Eggs…and then immediately throw them at an incapacitated man. Has there ever been a better food item for chucking…

What exactly is the hot dog vendor putting on Leonard Nimoy’s hot dog? I had always thought it was sauerkraut since that’s a traditional hot dog topping. However, the topping in question is never verbalized and so we have this hilarious, but quick, sight gag and nothing more to reference. The point is I’m going…

I consider this recipe a partial success because I don’t think it’s possible to create a giant inflated marshmallow based on how stupidly delicate marshmallows are. I’m sure some sort of scientician will chime in and tell me that obviously I should have done…something with liquid nitrogen maybe, I don’t know. Before I get into…

When it comes to Simpsons recipes, sometimes the joke is more in the name than in the food itself. I mean, Strawberrito is a pretty clever mix of strawberry and burrito. That’s the joke. I’m sure the writers never would have imagined that some weirdo with a blog would end up making this recipe, but…

Yes, yes, I realize it is November 3. If The Simpsons can air Halloween episodes in November then I can post a Halloween recipe in November. Over the seasons the Treehouse of Horrors have gone down in quality, but The Grand Pumpkin is one of the better characters to be introduced – I mean, who…