Category: Lunch

  • Skinner’s Steamed Hams

    Skinner’s Steamed Hams

    Skinner’s Steamed Hams has been on my request list for awhile. Quite a few people asked that I make this and I’m nothing if not compliant. As always, I aim for true authenticity so I didn’t actually make the steamed hams. Instead, I bought them just like Seymour did. Ah delightfully devilish Eats Like A…

  • Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili

    Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili

    Ned’s “Five Alarm” Chili is obviously not that spicy, it’s Flanders after all. However, I wasn’t sure how to quantify how many “alarms” a chili could have, that is until I found this boxed chili mix! The initial instructions for the chili are “Texas style”, calling for meat and tomato sauce, plus the spices that…

  • Exciting Celery Soup

    Exciting Celery Soup

    Marge sure does like her celery. Between this soup and the boiled variety, it seems like she is a fan of this incredibly bland…I mean EXCITING vegetable. And even though I don’t personally find celery soup that exciting, I did find this recipe tasty! Based on the episode, it looks like Marge uses celery, carrots,…

  • Frank Grimes Special Dietetic Lunch

    Frank Grimes Special Dietetic Lunch

    There was a good discussion on the Facebook page surrounding what exactly would go into Frank Grimes Special Dietetic Lunch. Everyone agreed that Grimes likely needed a special dietetic lunch ever since he was involved in that silo explosion. Learning to feel pain again doesn’t usually go well with eating spicy or adventurous foods. Lunch suggestions…

  • Chowdah

    Chowdah

    This is one of those recipes that is more hilarious as a concept then it is as a food. I have no idea if my chowder, I’m sorry, chowdah soup can be considered “authentic” or not. Especially since I took my inspiration from about five different recipes. What I can tell you is this is…

  • Gazpacho For All

    Gazpacho For All

    For years I thought that Barney’s taunt “Go back to Russia” was mocking Lisa because he thought Russian’s couldn’t afford meat. But I recently have considered that maybe Barney was mistaking Gazpacho for Borscht? Russian’s traditionally eat Borscht you see. The line works perfectly either way but having eaten both types of soup, I have…