Category: Dinner

Homer, eating salad? It happened! While I am glad to see that Homer doesn’t let losing his first choice of dressing (ketchup) deter him from eating something healthy for once. However, I was less than enthused to try this out either option myself: Salad with Mustard or Ketchup. Ingredients Salad greens (Spring Mix and Spinach)…

Celery is intended to be served as rigid vegetable, which is why it’s a great vessel for delivering dip into your mouth while still convincing yourself that you’re being healthy. Or it’s part of a base for delicious things like a mirepoix or exciting celery soup. Marge’s Delicious Boiled Celery in the screenshot looks vaguely…

It’s the start of a new year and what does that mean? It’s time to go on a diet fatty, fatty, fat, fat! And there’s no better way to diet then by eating nothing but an Only 35 Calorie Rice Cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. According to the screenshot, the breakdown of Homer’s Only…

I’ll admit, recreating the Cranberry Sauce a la Bart recipe is a little lazy. But at the same time I so rarely get to feature Bart related recipes that are non-alcoholic. Wait, is that right? Plus, sometimes I’m a little lazy too. And surly. And sometimes I’m lazy AND surly, what’s it to you? Ingredients…

I’m fairly certain that creating Lisa’s Burned Frozen Fish Sticks is not possible. Burning something on the outside while it remains frozen on the inside? This seems especially difficult for something the size of a fish stick. A complete buffalo on the other hand…I think as long as it’s not flash fried in 40 seconds,…