Category: Dinner

I’m surprised that Bart is so enthusiastic about the Little Meatloaf Men, given the following previous exchange: Bart: Oh, yuck. Meatloaf. My most hated of all loafs. Homer: That was an end piece! That’s it! Being abusive to your family is one thing, but I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a…

We all know that eating two spaghetti meals in one day is something to be worried about. Well, it’s something that Milhouse’s dad is worried about anyway. But what about eating a spaghetti meal in concentrated bar form? Would making a compressed spaghetti bar unleash its awesome power and allow me to climb a mountain?…

For those who didn’t watch it (and I don’t blame you), the episode “Homerland” is about the Simpson family suspecting Homer of being a secret Muslim terrorist, when in actuality he was brainwashed by radical hippies. This explains why he doesn’t want to eat Marge’s Pork Chops Crusted With Cheeto Dust – because he is…

Marge’s Pork Chops (and Homer’s love of them) has been a long standing theme on The Simpsons. The first few seasons relied heavily on Homer eating or discussing pork chops in varying situations. Please note: I KNOW I’m not going to cover every single time pork chops are mentioned. This is meant as a discussion, not a…

The US election is heating up and since today is “Super Tuesday” it seems only fitting to feature one of Springfield’s most prominent Republican’s: Monty Burns. For many years I had envisioned Burns saying “noodle coodle” instead of noodle kugel because I had never heard of kugel before. So what exactly is Mr. Burns’ Noodle Kugel all about?…

Well, I’ve already made Turnip Juice so it was only a matter of time before I tackled Rootmarm. While Jebediah Springfield doesn’t specify the ingredients in his recipe, he does make sure to note that A Flavorless Mush Called Rootmarm is, in fact, flavorless. So I didn’t add any spices to the mush mix, not even…