Category: Dessert

Not that I had any reason to doubt the authenticity of The Simpsons, but you can totally buy Wolfgang Puck’s “Rice Crispy Bites” at the airport. I spotted these on a recent trip to Mexico: Sadly they were not wasabi-infused with a portobello glaze, so I’m left to recreate this recipe on my own. Again! Ingredients…

I had reservations about these jelly bean cookies from the start. Don’t get me wrong, I think jelly beans are tasty, but I don’t really think they belong in an oven since they will melt and get all over the place. Plus, Kearney says the cookies sucks and what possible reason could he have to…

Happy Easter! And what better way to celebrate the resurrection of some people’s lord and savior than by making a dessert related to a horrible form of torture and execution? That’s right, it’s time for some Stigmuffins! Before anyone gets offended by this recipe, please note that it was created by a Reverend, so that means…

These Shamrock Cupcakes seemed pretty straightforward to me: basic vanilla cupcakes with shamrock frosting. But it’s a slippery slope, going from a wholesome amateur baker to a professional erotic baker. And so I had to be extra careful when baking and then frosting the cupcakes. At times, I was tempted to just gum on a…

I thought for sure that I would find many examples of Martin’s Raisin Roundies online. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that people don’t actually want to make this recipe, but instead post the quote on Tumblr and leave it at that. A completely valid life choice I might add, since I’m so very lazy…

Several years ago a friend asked me if I wanted to take a cake decorating class at Michael’s, which I did. However, my skills in areas such as “being thorough” and “paying attention” may have hindered my chances of truly excelling in the class. Despite my less than stellar performance, I got a certificate. Although,…