Category: Beverage

Smash: Man, they’re gonna be big. And you stood in their way. Skinner: No, I didn’t. I even came in early and made orange drink. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your momma? Skinner: She lives with me. – New Kids on the Blecch (The Simpsons Season 12 – Episode 14) Sideshow Mel:…

Vance Connor, who is the namesake of the “Vance Connor Politan” drink, is a local businessman, frequent flyer silver card holder, and legendary 20 percent tipper. Very impressive! Moe never specifies what goes into his Vance Connor Politan but you can’t go wrong with a classic cosmopolitan recipe, especially since it’s smooth, cool, and oh,…

To be clear. I have not prepared a tax return or build a supercomputer for this blog entry. I just made the postum. Also, what the hell is postum? Wikipedia defines postum as “a powdered roasted-grain beverage once popular as a coffee substitute. The caffeine-free beverage was created by Postum Cereal Company founder C. W.…

I have my doubts about making a Twinkie Aged for 10 Years in the hopes that it will turn into liquor. Mostly because if this article is to be believed a 40-year-old Twinkie looks pretty similar to a one month old Twinkie. Plus, in “making” this drink I have already managed to debunk a completely…

So first of all, I didn’t make the Rum and Zinc – I only made Homer’s Lawnmower. Here are my reasons: I’m thankful that I live in live in a world of telephones, car batteries, handguns, and many things made of zinc. No way am I depleting the precious zinc supply by trying to dissolve…

The temperature has been rising in my part of the world, prompting me to search for a cooling beverage. Selma’s cooling beverage of choice is the Duff Gardens Beer Smoothie, but what is a smoothie exactly? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a smoothie as “a smooth-tongued person”. Wait, no. A smoothie is “a creamy beverage made…